A Series of Embarrassing Events Chapter 01: Noah, the Reluctant Nudist On holiday in France, Noah's brother strands him naked on a beach. Also, Noah starts a holiday romance with a French boy called Philippe and has a humiliating family dinner. Excerpt: "You really made my day by coming along," Philippe said; "I see cute boys on the beach everyday but you are the cutest and the most nude." Noah smiled at the compliment. "Do you want to get hard?" Philippe asked. Noah looked, as he did every time the ante had been upped, at the footballing teens. They still had their cameras on him and Noah had to remind himself only a few minutes had passed. He was a twenty-first century boy who knew about the dangers of naked selfies and putting dick-pics online so the idea of French boys having video of him like this was a big red flag. However. Noah was also horny teenager who didn't always do sensible things. Which was why he unlocked his fingers and reached fo...