Magnificently Mortifying Modelling Maladies (CH01)
Coming next week... Magnificently Mortifying Modelling Maladies Chapter 01: Martin’s Mistaken Identity Mr Martin Williams humilates himself at St. Mervyn Poshfords School when he is mistaken for a nude art model instead of a teacher. But it was all just a misunderstanding... right? Excerpt: “Everything,” Mr Wainwright said as if talking to an idiot. “Everything?” Martin repeated. “How are we going to see anything if you still have those on?” Mr Wainwright asked acerbically. Martin distracted himself with the use of the word “we” as a group pronoun referring to himself and Doctor Wainwright. “We” could also be used as a plural pronoun or… “Martin? Can you hurry up?” Mr Wainwright admonished. “Right. Yes. Ok,” Martin replied. Martin slipped his hand into his underwear to covered his genitals then used his other hand to push the hipster boxers down. They passed his knees and dropped around his feet where Martin stepped out of them; bending over to picked them ...