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A Series of Embarrassing Events   Chapter 33: In Fitness and in Girth Noah's sex-ed modelling involves audience participation and unexpected interruption. Noah listens to Ronan. Excerpt: The class of eighteen teenaged boys couldn't believe Noah had just been pantsed - by the teacher no less. It was so hot to see a boy their own age naked in front of them - unbelievable that one of their peers would be stripped for a lesson in anatomy... and sexual health… or something. "Noah, why don't you put your hands on your head so the whole class can see your body as clearly as possible?" Mr Saito suggested reasonably. The class were amazed how compliant Noah was because he obeyed without complaint. Noah's exposed teen dick had incredibly remained flaccid despite the attention of thirty-eight eyes (the boys, including Scott and Kyo, plus Mr Saito) on it. Noah's lithe body and exposed pits were a visual temptation, taunting the class to desire a glimpse of his tight l...

A Series of Embarrassing Events Chapter 32: In Thickness and in Filth Noah worries about Ronan who is ready to tell his secret, if he gets the chance. Noah gets a bath from Scott in preparation for his sex education class. Noah's sex-ed modelling gets off to an embarrassing start. Excerpt: Noah was looking down at Scott whose eyes had been fixed on Noah’s dick but now shot up to see Noah’s shock. They both wore wide-eyed, deer-in-the-headlights expressions. Scott knew only that someone was coming up the stairs but Noah had recognised the voice - it was his dad. "Noah?" his dad asked again. Scott dropped the sponge in the water just as Bruce McNelis nudged the door open. “Just a…” Noah didn’t get a chance to finish. Scott turned to see Noah’s dad and he jumped out of the way – where he thought he was going was anyone’s guess. Had he stayed where he was, he would have obscured the man’s view of Noah. As it was, Bruce was offered a full-frontal view of his bare naked and soa...

A Series of Embarrassing Events   Chapter 31: Driving Mr Noah Noah takes a trip with his brother and Jamie, leaving his clothes at home. Noah stops for lunch which leads to outdoor intercourse. Excerpt: Noah didn’t have much time to think much more about Ronan because Daniel summoned Noah and he found both his brother and Jamie waiting. "Jamie said he'd come along," said Daniel. "Good," Noah agreed. "Why don't you go to the car? We'll be there in a second," Daniel said. Noah played along - stepping out the front door bare naked and bare foot. There was no-one around but over the hedges and across the road, he could see the McCraig family working their way down the street with ladders and buckets and soapy bubbles. Noah occupied himself by imagining Scott and his sexy nineteen-year-old brother Rob larking about naked in soapy bubbles. Maybe a naked car wash? Maybe fucking each other while Noah and a big crowd watched? Noah looked at himself - un...

A Series of Embarrassing Events   Chapter 30: If You Go Down on Someone in the Woods Today Noah runs after being seen naked by two strangers. Noah must search for the boys who have all his clothes and is caught by more strangers. Excerpt: Peter took a good look at Noah's erection. "Splendid," Peter said. "Jump in the fountain," Paddy advised; "You can hide your bits and if you need to, just pretend you were just swimming." That sounded incredibly stupid but Noah had few other options – it was his only hope of hiding his nudity. He hopped into the fountain, lost his balance and fell onto his ass, submerging him up to his nipples. The water was lukewarm and before Noah could make any other choices about his position in the fountain, the four older boys arrived. They spotted Paddy and Peter first and gave the standard nod greeting that would usually be followed by continuing on one's way without further incident but they spotted a naked teenager in th...

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A Series of Embarrassing Events Chapter 29: Park Life Noah realises that his friendship with Toby, although repaired, is still fragile. Noah signs up for a Task-Me involving strip hide and seek. Excerpt: "Fucking hell, who knew there were so many dirty guys around," Noah muttered to himself. After ten minutes he came across one Event-Me that was very appealing:    Park Life    Who needs dogging when you have walkies?    Seeker wanted for naked hide and seek.    Must be comfortable with outdoor nudity.    Includes risk of getting caught by non-participants. Noah messaged the organiser and was soon added to a Group-Me. There were five boys in the group and all were nineteen or twenty years old. Will, Patrick, John, Tom and Peter all introduced themselves but it was Will (whose username was TheOriginal) who explained the event. Noah was to wear the following items: trainers with socks, underwear, shorts, t-shirt, and a baseball cap. They wo...

A Series of Embarrassing Events   Chapter 28: The Apparel Oft Proclaims The Man Noah participates in another EMARP. Noah finds himself role playing in a photoshoot for a school clothing brand. Excerpt: Noah could hear snapping pictures of his bare ass as he walked out into the corridor; pictures for the fictional adverting campaign or for the personal amusement of Mr Bokeh? Although his dick began to soften, Noah was embarrassed to encounter an audience in the corridor outside the classroom – they were all in the guise of schoolboys or teachers. His entire journey was watched with open interest - Noah had to admit the school set was very effective and well-realised. The corridor was long, bright and lined with lockers and classroom doors. Noah almost felt like he was in his own school. It was only when he reached the changing room that he realised most of the audience from the classroom had not followed him - only Mr Bokeh and Markus. Inside the changing room a new audience was wai...

Previously on Nifty Writer...   I want to thank everyone for following or frequenting my blog. Since 2003, I’ve written seven stories (I don’t usually mention Ethan’s Story, but for the sake of completeness I’ve included it) with 130 chapters up to CH-27 of A Series of Embarrassing Events. That’s over 930,000 words (about 11 novels worth of writing).   I started the blog when Tumblr rejected adult content and have enjoyed sharing teasers, descriptions and excerpts with everyone. It’s been going since December 2018 and I don’t know if 21,000 page views in 2 years and 4 months is any good but I’m happy with it.   I’m grateful to everyone who has emailed or commented. It’s awesome when readers tell me they’re enjoying the current story or write to say how much they liked School Exhibitionism *sotto voice* written fifteen years ago.   So this is my ONE-HUNDREDTH post, thanks for reading and there is much more to come…   Ethan’s Story (2003) – 8 c...

A Series of Embarrassing Events Chapter 27: Between A Cock and A Hard Disgrace Noah discovers his sex tape has been seen by Jonas. Noah meets Jonas too fool around and is caught by a teacher. Excerpt: Noah squeezed his insubstantial left pectoral while stroking his slobbery dick with the other hand. His palm mashed into the head of his cock, stroking the frenulum and polishing the rim of the head. Noah shuffled his arse back on the table so he could prop his heels on the edge and tilt his knees apart. He lifted his head and upper body to he could face Jonas better and the look on his face was one of amazement. "I can see your hole," Jonas said with a dry mouth. "What else can you see?" Noah asked as he continued to whack his cock. "Everything. Your feet, your hairless legs, the sweet crack of your ass, your balls, your dick, your tits... everything," Jonas said. All that was quite enough to push Noah over the edge. His cock exploded, casting cum all over h...

A Series of Embarrassing Events Chapter 26: Beau Naturel Noah helps a boy from school with his art project. Noah sneaks through the school in his underwear. Excerpt: “Before we start… do you mind…” Joon-ho started to say and found he couldn’t. “Taking my clothes off?” Noah said it for him. “Please,” the teenager replied. Noah dropped his schoolbag under the nearest desk and removed his blazer, hanging it over the chair in front of the desk. Without ceremony, Noah took off his shirt and tie to reveal his skinny white body and then took off his shoes and socks. Noah gasped as his bare feet felt the cold floor. Everything was put on the chair as the items were removed. Then Noah opened his trousers and pulled them off too so he was stood in nothing but white underpants. His briefs were a bit raggedy but he hadn’t known anyone would see them today. Indeed, Joon-ho hadn’t seen them yet because he was preparing his paints and stencils. To avoid the embarrassment of being seen in knackered br...

A Series of Embarrassing Events Chapter 25: Run Amuck Noah's clothes are ruined when he goes for a run in the rain. Noah is caught practicing a health class with Scott and Kyo. Excerpt: As Noah approached a corner shop, he ducked under the awning to shelter form the torrential downpour. Noah was absolutely soaked, his vest clung to every inch of his back and torso and chaffed at his nipples. The sopping wet white material sucked against Noah's chest and stomach, hanging heavily while his nipples showed through and his white skin making obvious the lack of hair on his chest or tummy. The shorts too were wringing wet. The brief little running shorts turned heavy and transparent in the rain, the skin of Noah's hips and arse and stubbly pubis showing through with obscene and embarrassing clarity. The shaft of Noah's damp but flaccid penis clung to the shorts, advertising three inches of boy-meat.   Noah could see his own nipples like little brown spots on his vest and his l...

A Series of Embarrassing Events Chapter 24: Guess Whose Cumming To Dinner? Noah is teased by Daniel before a family dinner. Noah gives a remote control to Ronan and Mateo at a family dinner. Excerpt: Matty had set the prostate massager to vibrate at its lowest level but with no warning so the sensation had taken Noah by surprise. He sat and enjoyed the very subtle droning of the silicon C shaped sex toy. Noah did offer Matty a glare and was questioning if it was wise to entrust him with control. Ronan would have been a safer and more responsible choice. But not as fun. Besides, Noah knew that giving control of the sex toy to his friends would have weird and wonderful results. He had entered into the arrangement knowing there would be surprises. "I really like your trousers, Noah," said Matty innocently. "Yea, very tight," Ronan said. Dan smirked at the teenagers in the back seat of his car but had nothing to contribute. Noah realised his choice of trousers left litt...

A Series of Embarrassing Events Chapter 23: The School of Hard Cocks Noah is tied naked to the teachers desk causing him to become the helpless victim of lusty boys. Noah's hopes of avoiding further embarrassment leads to further embarrassment. Noah catches Jamie having sex (again). Excerpt: The laughter took Noah by surprise, then came the pointing. The cast of lads (aged somewhere between eighteen and twenty-one) played the part of mischievous and malevolent teenagers well. Pointing and laughing was exactly what boys at Noah's school would have done. Noah struggled fruitlessly against his bonds and there was no pretence when he failed to free himself. As his ass slipped against the edge of the desk he felt the prostate massager shift in his ass, but it remained in place against the chestnut sized gland. “Oh my god, it that Noah Flood?” “That’s hilarious.” "Just look at Noah." "Fucking hell." "What else would any of us be looking at?" "He sti...

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DISCLAIMER: This is a work of fiction that contains graphic sexual content. It is purely for entertainment so please enjoy safely and legally. Resemblances to real people, places and events is unintentional (but would be really cool).   A Series of Embarrassing Events Chapter Twenty-Two: A Class Act   MONDAY 8TH MARCH 2021 Noah watched his big brother Daniel lazily poke Jamie in the back. Jamie turned and shuffled aside so Dan could access the cupboard and retrieve a box of cornflakes. Jamie gave Noah a sideways glance and an evil grin as he moved across the kitchen. A moment later and Daniel was glowering at Jamie who had stationed himself, innocently, in front of the cutlery drawer. Dan tried not to smile as he eased Jamie out of his way and obtained a spoon. Jamie nearly laughed as he moved in front of the cupboard with the bowls in it, blocking Daniel’s access so that Jamie had to be moved on yet again. "You're not funny, you know," Dan said to...