A Series of Embarrassing Events: CH-35 (description & excerpt)

A Series of Embarrassing Events

Chapter 35: The Boy Bent Over
Noah attends Diallo's birthday party as the stripper.
Noah has an embarrassing outfit for the birthday party.

Excerpt:
"Don't worry, your show is only for a dozen guys but we were hoping you'd stay around and be an almost-naked butler for the big group?" Greg said.
"Almost naked?" Noah asked with a raised eyebrow.
"There are limits Noah. Can you imagine if we sent a petite, naked, sixteen-year-old schoolboy out into the main function room?" Ted asked rhetorically; "You can wear your pants, that'll get a giggle without people thinking we're sex-pests."
Noah could imagine it and it made him grin. However, he actually liked the idea of being almost naked, which could be as exciting and embarrassing as totally nude. Noah imagined himself in his mask and perhaps black briefs handing out snacks - he remembered the bowtie in his pocket and made a mental note to put it on after his show for the chosen few, the happy few.
Instead, Noah took the necktie from his pocket and quickly tied it while Greg and Ted nodded approvingly. Ties were fun to play with for a stripper.
"We're ready when you..." someone started to say.
Noah was surprised to realise he knew the lad - it was Scott's big brother, Rob. Scott and Rob's dad ran a window cleaning business and his four sons worked under him. They had all seen Noah strutting around the house naked but Noah had become friends with Scott who was his own age. Rob on the other had was a few years older. Noah still wasn't clear if Rob was gay, bisexual or something else but he had a boyfriend – an intimacy had started with his best friend Carl last Christmas. Rob had later seen Noah naked at the cinema...
The number of improbable sexual adventures Noah had was insane. He needed a Wikipedia page to keep track of all the side characters in his life.