The SEX Men - Prelude

Coming next week:

 

The SEX Men

Vol. 1 : Issue 0

Prelude

An unreliable but hilarious (his word) narrator reminisces on the story so far. At least as far as he understands it… which is not very well…

 

Excerpt:

“Milo, what the fuck are you doing?” Jay asked.

“Hm?” Milo replied innocently.

“Why are you doing that voice and what the heck are you talking about?” Jay asked his little brother.

“I’m telling everyone about the story so far,” Milo responded as if it was obvious.

“Right. And by everyone you mean?” Jay prompted.

“Everyone,” Milo gestured to his audience.

The audience was a raggedy teddy bear, a unicorn and a panda. If you included the chair the panda was sitting on, the audience numbered four.

“That’s great buddy,” Jay said supportively because it was easier than probing further into the mind of his lunatic brother who he loved very much. “Look, I’m going to McDonald. You want anything?”

“I want mac & cheese,” Milo asserted.

“Milo, McDonalds doesn’t do mac & cheese,” Jay replied patiently.

“Oh, then no. I don’t want anything,” Milo answered unperturbed.

Milo turned back to his audience as Jay left his brother’s room, catching the resumption of the fifteen-year old’s storytelling.

“It all began…”