A Series of Embarrassing Events: CH-07 (description & excerpt)

 A Series of Embarrassing Events

Chapter 07: Call Me By My Name
After coming out to his friends, Noah and Mateo have a fun night together.
Noah discovers an exciting opportunity for the future.

Excerpt:
Noah hadn't even put down his phone when he heard the front door and Dan coming in.
"Noah, are you in?" Daniel called.
Noah met Dan in the kitchen where the shopping lived. Dan looked him up and down and smiled mischievously.
"What?" Noah asked.
"I was just thinking there's one more bag of shopping in the car," Dan said.
Noah took a moment for the proposal to sink in.
"You can't be serious?" Noah replied.
"You're the one who wants to embrace the nudist lifestyle, little brother," Daniel answered.
"You want me to go outside. Totally naked. And get the shopping from the car?" Noah enquired methodically.
"You can put shoes on if you want," Dan suggested unhelpfully.
"Very funny," Noah said but it was a little bit funny.
"Are you worried people will see your willy?" Dan asked condescendingly.
"Of course I'm worried about people seeing my... willy," Noah agreed.
Noah didn't like the juvenile word "willy" and knew Daniel had chosen it to taunt him. Noah used the word to show it didn't work. Looking down though, Noah was already embarrassed. His penis was only two and a half inches long and soft and the meagre scrub of pubes above it made it look like a little willy.
"I'm also worried about people seeing my little white ass," Noah added; "But sure, I'll go get the shopping."
Noah wanted to play Dan at his own game and besides, he wouldn't be much of a nudist if he was ashamed of his body. He wasn't really ashamed - he just saw his shortcomings and knew how outside observers would judge him for them.
Noah could feel Dan's eyes follow his bare naked arse as he left the kitchen, entered the hall and headed for the still open front door. Noah pushed his feet into his trainers and stepped out into the autumn afternoon. It was cool but not cold and Noah's heart was beating so fast, it warmed his body and pushed half into inch of blood into his penis. Better, but still little.