A Series of Embarrassing Events: CH-28 (description & excerpt)

A Series of Embarrassing Events
 

Chapter 28: The Apparel Oft Proclaims The Man
Noah participates in another EMARP.
Noah finds himself role playing in a photoshoot for a school clothing brand.

Excerpt:
Noah could hear snapping pictures of his bare ass as he walked out into the corridor; pictures for the fictional adverting campaign or for the personal amusement of Mr Bokeh? Although his dick began to soften, Noah was embarrassed to encounter an audience in the corridor outside the classroom – they were all in the guise of schoolboys or teachers. His entire journey was watched with open interest - Noah had to admit the school set was very effective and well-realised. The corridor was long, bright and lined with lockers and classroom doors. Noah almost felt like he was in his own school. It was only when he reached the changing room that he realised most of the audience from the classroom had not followed him - only Mr Bokeh and Markus.
Inside the changing room a new audience was waiting - they were dressed in sports gear, shorts and t-shirts and trainers. They turned to watch the naked Noah enter and, unprompted, he dropped his schoolbag on a bench so he was fully exposed.
"Oh my fucking god, was Noah naked in the corridor?" squealed a lad in a vest that showed off his spaghetti arms.
"Noah was what? Whoa, are you serious?" said another.
"Noah walked naked through the school?" asked yet another.
“Why are you wagging your little prick around?” another eighteen-year-old asked.
“We told him he should get dressed but he insisted,” Markus said.
“You’re mad Noah!”
Mr Bokeh began to take more pictures - capturing Noah's bare arse with the boys in sportswear in the background.
"That pervert is taking pictures of Noah naked," said the squealing lad.
Mr Bokeh moved around to capture pictures of Noah from a side view – sporty boys were still in the background and Noah's flaccid penis in the foreground.
"Mr Bokeh is the photographer from Polonius Apparel," said Markus; "The store that gave us the news uniforms and sports clothing. It's for their new Back To School range."
Markus re-established the narrative.
“Noah’s not wearing the back to school range,” one boy joked.
"It's not just shirts and trousers. The back to school range wouldn't be complete without shorts and vests, t-shirts and trainers. Even sports socks," Mr Bokeh explained.
"We knew we'd get photo'd in our sports kits but... but Noah is naked?" someone asked.
"Avoid the Back To School nightmare..." Mr Bokeh started to say.
"Don't come to school naked," shouted on boy in the distance.
Unoriginal though the comment was, there was good-natured laughter. Mr Bokeh explained Noah's nudity for the new audience.
"Exactly! It's the classic school nightmare. Avoid the Back To School nightmare is the tagline for our advertisement campaign. Polonius Apparel is really looking forward to showing off this sports kit," Mr Bokeh said with obvious satire.